INDIAN JEWELRY "like a depressed Jimmy Buffett" TOURDATES!

Su Sep 12 Houston TX Walter's On Washington w/Holy Fuck, Balaclavas

Mo Sep 13 Mobile AL Alabama Music Box w/Holy Fuck

Tu Sep 14 Athens GA New Earth Music Hall w/Holy Fuck

We Sep 15 Chapel Hill NC Local 506 w/Holy Fuck

Fr Sep 17 Brooklyn NY Monster Island 

Sa Sep 18 New York NY Le Poisson Rouge w/ Holy Fuck

Mo Sep 20 Philadelphia PA Johnny Brenda's w/Holy Fuck

Tu Sep 21 Buffalo NY Soundlab w/Holy Fuck

We Sep 22 Pittsburgh PA Brillobox w/Holy Fuck

Th Sep 23 Cincinnati OH Midpoint Music Festival w/ Holy Fuck

Fr Sep 24 Grand Rapids MI Founder's w Moss Folk

Sa Sep 25 Cleveland OH Grog Shop w/Holy Fuck

Su Sep 26 Detroit MI Magic Stick w/Holy Fuck

Mo Sep 27 London ON London Music Hall w/Holy Fuck

Tu Sep 28 Hamilton ON Studio Theatre w/Holy Fuck

We Sep 29 Toronto ON The Phoenix w/Holy Fuck

Th Sep 30 Montreal QC Pop Montreal @ Espace Dell'Arte w/Holy Fuck

Fr Oct 1 Peterborough ON Legendary Red Dog w/Holy Fuck

Sa Oct 2 Ottawa ON Capital Music Hall w/Holy Fuck

Su Oct 3 Sudbury ON Little Montreal w/Holy Fuck

Tu Oct 5 Winnipeg MB Pyramid Cabaret w/Holy Fuck

We Oct 6 Saskatoon SK Louis w/Holy Fuck

Th Oct 7 Calgary AB The Republik w/Holy Fuck

Fr Oct 8 Edmonton AB Pawn Shop w/Holy Fuck

Sa Oct 9 Edmonton AB Pawn Shop w/Holy Fuck

Mo Oct 11 Victoria BC Elements w/Holy Fuck, Clipd Beaks

Tu Oct 12 Vancouver BC The Rickshaw Theatre w/Holy Fuck, Clipd Beaks

We Oct 13 Seattle WA Neumo's w/Holy Fuck, Clipd Beaks

Th Oct 14 Portland OR Holocene w/Holy Fuck, Clipd Beaks

Fr Oct 15 San Francisco CA Hemlock Tavern, Clipd Beaks

Su Oct 17 Los Angeles CA Spaceland w/Holy Fuck, Clipd Beaks

Mo Oct 18 Phoenix AZ Rhythm Room w/Holy Fuck
Tues Oct 19 Albuquerque NM The Kosmos w/Holy Fuck

We Oct 20 Denver CO Larimer Lounge w/Holy Fuck

Th Oct 21 Lincoln NE Bourbon w/Holy Fuck

Fr Oct 22 St Louis MO Firebird w/Holy Fuck

Sa Oct 23 Indianapolis IN Radio Radio w/Holy Fuck

Su Oct 24 Lexington KY Al's Bar

Tu Oct 26 Memphis TN Hi Tone

We Oct 27 Little Rock AR ACAC

Th Oct 28 Oxford MS Proud Larry's

Fr Oct 29 Baton Rouge LA Spanish Moon

Sat Oct 30 New Orleans LA Circle Bar

Sun Nov 7 Austin TX Fun Fun Fun Fest

NEW IJ VIDEO "OCEANS"

Attn Press: Here's a quick interview you can copy and paste.

Q: Do we have contempt for the press?
A: Fuck you.


Q: How long have you been doing this?
A: Long enough.


Q: Do we have contempt for our audience?
A: What is an audience?


Q: What do you call what you do?
A:  Making love.

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ANCIENT JULY
Fri 07/09/10 Kohn's Houston TX Guards, Lightning Bolt
Sat 07/10/10 The Mohawk Austin TX Lightning Bolt, Guards
Sun 07/11/10 Trees Dallas TX Lightning Bolt, Best Fwends, Guards
Thu 07/14/10 Quebec City Summer Festival Quebec City QC w Glass Candy, Caribou, Silly Kissers
Sat  07/31/10 Meridian Houston TX w Big Freedia
Th 06/03 Salute International Bar San Antonio TX
Fri 06.04 TEQUILA GARAGE BAR El Paso TX
Sat 06/05/10 Hotel Congress Tucson AZ w R Cougar
Sun 06/06/10 Showcave Los Angeles CA w Twisted Wires
Mon 06/07/10 The Prospector Long Beach CA w Twisted Wires
Tue 06/08/10 Echoplex Los Angeles CA Health, Gold Panda, Best Coast
Wed 06/09/10 Slims San Francisco CA Health, Gold Panda
Fri 06/11/10 Mississippi Studios Portland OR Health, Gold Panda, Soft Metals
Sat 06/12/10 The Vera Project Seattle WA Health, Gold Panda
Mon 06/14/10 The Aquarium Fargo ND w Cock ESP,
Tue 06/15/10 7th Street Entry Minneapolis MN Health, Gold Panda
Wed 06/16/10 the Empty Bottle Chicago IL Chandeliers, Bitchin Bajas
Thu 06/17/10 Sneaky Dees Toronto ON Health, Gold Panda
Fri 06/18/10 La Sala Rossa Montreal PQ Health, Quintron & Ms Pussycat, Jeff the Brotherhood, Gold Panda
Sat 06/19/10 Great Scott Allston MA Health, Gold Panda, the Death Set
Sun 06/20/10 Music Hall Of Williamsburg Brooklyn NY Health, Gold Panda
Mon 06/21/10 Mercury Lounge New York NY with Effi Briest, Total Slacker

Tue 06/22/10 First Unitarian Church Philadelphia PA Health, Gold Panda
Wed 06/23/10 Snug Harbor Charlotte NC Health, Gold Panda
Thu 06/24/10 529 Atlanta GA Gold Panda, Health, Knaves Graves
Fri 06/25/10 One Eyed Jacks New Orleans LA Best Coast, Health
Sat 06/26/10 Red 7 Austin TX Health, Gold Panda, Daniel Francis Doyle, Computer Jesus Refrigerator
Sun 06/27/10 the Independent Austin TX (no IJ) Twisted Wires

LOOK ALIVE!

Blood teeth, dog faced, hot feet, love hands, gargantua mind.